From ATL. Of course, here in Wisconsin, bar exam chit-chat doesn't really flip our flapjacks. Since we're God's country (*cue Chevy commercial*) we do not require your petty human examinations to find us qualified to practice the divine craft. In fact, there are rumors that Wisconsin was formed after God and Walter J. Dickey engaged in intergalactic fisticuffs in the early 70's. When Dickey destroyed God's soul, it fell to earth, and hardened into what we now call Wisconsin.
Guam, however, must be what springs up when God's able to spill Walter's soul. Now we know why the lawyers aren't good enough.
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