Friday

Miranda's Such a Fickle Mistress

For some reason, William Dennis appealed his conviction for federal firearms violations. Mr. Dennis, along with his buddy Cruz, agreed to buy some guns for an undercover agent claiming to be a drug dealer needing guns to protect his stash. The agent paid them $3,100 to get on a train from Illinois to Tennessee, buy guns, and bring them back taped to their chests. Besides the obvious difficulty of a discharge in the crotch region (if two things don't mix, they are crotches and firearms), they got apprehended before they even left by the FBI. Mr. Dennis didn't want anything to do with Ms. Miranda:

Following his arrest, Dennis waived his Miranda rights. He admitted to Labno and ATF Task Force Officer Matthew Gainer that he had agreed to travel to Tennessee with Cruz to purchase firearms and to transport the guns back to Illinois. He also acknowledged that he believed Special Agent Labno was a drug dealer. He further
stated that had he not been arrested, he would have boarded the train, traveled to Tennessee, and helped Cruz purchase and transport the firearms. Dennis also admitted that he had traveled with Cruz and the CI to Tennessee in November of 2004, knowing that the trip’s purpose was to acquire firearms for an individual to whom Cruz had sold weapons previously. He explained that he had traveled with Cruz and the CI on the November trip because he had a valid driver’s license, unlike Cruz and the CI.


Fuck man, why don't you tell them where the pot stash in your room is, and have them get on the phone with your wife and let her know about the nice young lady three houses down you've been dinking.

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