What now? Microvewave butter flavored popcorn.
Apparently there's some chemical in there that does bad shit to your body. Color me shocked: The JP always figured that, given the ubiquitously-natural neon yellow shading of the popcorn when it comes out of the 'wave, it had to be good for you. On the bright side, this new outbreak should provide lots of money for both plaintiff and defense lawyers. Keep it up, corps!
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