Wednesday

Quote of the Day

From the ESPN coverage of Chris Benoit. Doctors now think that repeated concussions could have caused Benoit to go sufficiently fucking psycho that he would murder his wife and child, put bibles by their bodies, and then, in an underreported irony, killed himself on the weight bench.

Luckily, several ex-pro wrestlers opened an institute of some sort to convince people that pro wrestling might not be the best career choice. Their rhetoric, however, explains why these dolts picked it originally:

"I think it's the extreme that is in the wrestling industry today," he told reporters. "The human skull is not built to get hit by a chair or something."

And here I've been, all these years, bemoaning the chairs that could improve my life so just by thwacking me in the noggin.

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