It's that time of the semester again here at the JPSLS. You have your weekly poo-list of things to get done (extra bonus loser points for having a device costing more than a hat to carry these tidbits around), you've done it a few times, and now you're bored of it.
We all are. The novelty of the new year is gone, and the anxiety of finals is far enough off (read: they aren't tomorrow) to be able to put them outside of your head and treat classes as something you're merely morally obligated to sit through. What's the prof talking about? Who cares, I'll learn it for the final.
I think Dean Davis needs to take some initiative here. If we're going to pretend to be a mediocre law school, our administration needs to jump in in times like these and rescue us from our inevitable fate of total apathy with anything school-related.
I suggest a kegger. I'd suggest keggers, but for some reason that means more than one kegger instead of a kegger with more than one keg. It's Monday, and your students are suffering through the alcohol withdrawal that lasts until Thursday when we can drink our faces off again. If you really want to turn this ship (or even give some indication that there's someone behind the wheel), this is the time when the big sluggers come to bat. Maybe the student body would be willing to forgive some of your intense incompetance if you would provide us generally with more alcohol. It's worth a shot: Sitting on your lawrels hasn't been working very well.
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