Thanks, oldest male member of my immediate family!

California has outlawed 'Mom', 'Dad', 'husband' and 'wife' from its public schools, because they're anti-gay. Pretty soon we're going to run out of words: Isn't the word 'rich' pretty denigrating to poor people? Perhaps Schwarzenegger (he seriously is the governor of Cali) thinks forcing young people to come up with roundabout ways to express simple concepts better prepares them for a career in politics or literature? I wonder what happens if they show Star Wars in a California school: Do they have to edit it to say 'Luke, I am the man who engaged in coitus with your mother causing your formation'?