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The Frank Lasee Douchebag of the Month Award: August Goes To...

*drumroll* Frank Lasee! Congratulations Frank. The award is for your Taxpayers Protection Pledge, where you "pledge" to the taxpayers of Wisconsin that you will "oppose and vote against any and all efforts to increase taxes."

I think Frank misunderstands the idea of government. Government collects money; government provides services with that money. Collecting money and spending money, I think, are related. So why don't you rename your little pledge the "Public Services Protection Pledge"? You can claim that no matter what public service the state government tries to provide for its people, you will categorically protect them from being able to receive its benefits.

Frank, for your contribution to douchebaggery in Wisconsin politics, I present you the Frank Lasee Douchebag of the Month Award: August.

Previous winners:
July: Frank Lasee

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