Monday

Breaking News: John Roberts Falls Down Stairs at Vacation Home


and has been taken to the hospital as a precautionary measure.

While few facts have come forward, it appears that C.J. Roberts was unwilling to completely replace the stairs' crumbling foundation and instead wanted to repair it little by little over time while drinking mojitos and smoking Cubans with fellow newly-appointed-Justice Sammy A. Apparently that choice left the stairs too unstable, and Roberts toppled through them: The difference between the metaphorical weight of the legal confidence of the American people and the physical weight of John Roberts' ass was never more distinct.

2 comments:

Kimbersmith said...

His ass is, indeed, quite large.

AKen said...

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