Tuesday

(Lady of the) Night at the Dane?

I went to the Dane with colleagues Dr. Nugz and ONutz last night to watch the football and enjoy some beverage, we started people watching, and soon picked up on a bizarre little situation over by the pool tables.

A quite attractive young lady was playing pool with two dudes who looked like buddies. First, she basically gives dude #1 a lap dance while he's sitting on a chair near the pool table and dude #2 is shooting. Then dude #2 comes over and starts trepidaciously touching her hind end. At this point we're like hmmm... Then the positions reverse: Dude #1 goes to the bathroom and dude #2 gets very similar play. Then, in a really great move, after dude #1 gets back, the girl takes her bra off in the middle of the bar.

What really sealed this story was when the girl went out for a cigarette. The two guys sat down next to each other, fist-pounded, grabbed their coats and hers, and walked out, presumably with her in tow.

As a side note, her cigarette break corresponded with mine, and she spent it doing sign language with a deaf man outside.

3 comments:

CCO said...
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CCO said...

And she was a UPer, eh? What about the serious sucking face with the one guy? And the victorious fist-pound shared by the 2 fellow right before they left the bar?

Kimbersmith said...

What a lovely story! Sounds like a heck of a good time.