Lots of teenage Mormons are leaving home at a young age to be able to watch TV, use the internet, drink and look at young ladies.
I have to say, this one tugs at my heartstrings. The dude in the story had a secret stash of Die Hard movies. When his parents found them... "they burned them and gave him an ultimatum. Stop watching movies, they said, or leave the family and church for good." And it wasn't even a porno! If I couldn't watch TV, play on the 'net or look at girls in high school... for fuck's sake, I wouldn't get a single joke or be able to, at a quick glance, discern whether the girl walking by is worth another look. Life skillz, folks.
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