One of my colleagues, Cranny, at the JPSLS recently accepted a job offer to work in London starting sometime next year. Now Cranny is an enterprising young lawyer and, after hearing about check kiting schemes from Business Organizations, always wanted to try to make one of those scenarios fly. Luckily, at a consortium of fellow brilliant legal minds, we found the way to make it happen.
Start up a few checking accounts, get the kiting going, and start making phantom money hand over fist in preparation to leave the country. The day before Cranny flies to the UK, he drives up to Texas, and murders some random dude, taking lots of photographs so he can prove that he was the one who killed the guy. Maybe even off a few people just to be safe.
Then, once he arrives in the UK, they won't extradict him because the UK refuses to send criminals facing the death penalty back to the US. This is why he needs stone cold proof that he committed the murder, because if he doesn't, they can extradict him for the check kiting and he'll be totally fucked when they send him to Texas.
It's tits!
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