Everyone's favorite bathroom rendez-vous is back in the news to, like the guiltiest of the guilty, whine, cry, cite to conspiracy, and generally create a stink. Sometimes it's just better to say that no, I don't actually have a wide urination stance, and yes, I was seeking anonymous hedonistic fulfillment.
Not Larry Craig. Larry's lawyer claims that "Sen. Larry Craig should be allowed to withdraw his guilty plea in a sex sting because he was under extreme stress after being hounded by journalists asking questions about his sexuality."
You have to be kidding me. I think Mr. Craig's attorney should take a page from Dr. Nugz and pull out the pants doctrine at the hearing. If your lawyer drops trough and peaces, mooning the whole courtroom, it's an automatic victory.
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