Monday

From the files of Dr. H.J. Nugz


Levance Fields, the University of Pittsburgh's star point guard, was arrested for being disorderly in the strip district. "The officer said Fields punched him in the chest, grabbed his belt and reached for his gun... The officer and his partner used a Taser gun to subdue and arrest Fields."

Fields, it should be noted, is 5'10".

UPDATE: Dr. Nugz reminded me that I should mention the size of Fields' testicles, as the armed police officer is not the bar fight most of us mortals go out seeking.

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