Thursday

No doping in golf?

According to ESPN.com, global golf organizations have developed a unified approach to punishing doping in golf. Before, apparently, you could dope on the Japanese Tour and then just scootch over to the Australian or Korean tours. Now, your shit won't be good anywhere.

"The list of banned substances includes anabolic agents, hormones, stimulants, narcotics, beta blockers and masking agents." The most far-reaching effect of the new ban could be to keep John Daly from smoking cigarettes on the course. In response, John went out and shot 93 and almost died from a heat stroke he couldn't fight off without his cigarette/diet cola elixir.

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