Thursday

What a Stoner!


As I'm sure most of you who care have heard (except aken, who never knows what he wants. The JP's here for you! Join my team! We'll win 5-4!), Michael Vick tested positive for the wacky tobaccy in violation of his, well, chillaxin' time before he gets thrown in the clink. After the airplane water bottle incident, you can't color many of us surprised. He probably needed some herbal refreshment to combat the going-to-jail jitters. Hey, he's human (we're still presuming).

At lunch today, Cranny made a great Vick-annals-of-stupidity point to Dr. Nugz and I: When he tried to bring the water bottle loaded with pot onto the plane, it must have been under the two-wrongs-made-a-right theory, as neither water bottles nor pot were allowed on the plane at the time. The craziest part about that story was when authories came out and said it wasn't pot in the water bottle. Was Vick hiding his oregano stash in his water bottle for the plane ride?

1 comment:

AKen said...

oh, aken knows what he wants. the poontang. i mean, clearly.