The Cheap Joke

JP's normally above the cheap political joke. Making crazy comparisons like, say, the Wisconsin State Bar to a swarm of locusts, or the University of Wisconsin Administration to Chicken Little as a way of making a point is really too easy to be effective. Watch: Frank Lasee is like self-loathing constipation, because he's totally full of crap but still likes to hate on brown things; or, Frank Lasee is like recently-churned vomit, because you thought you wanted him during mastication but now you just need to get rid of him and fast. When you don't care about the proximity of your analogies, you're all powerful.

But, in the spirit of our nation's independence, the JP will now condescend to a shallow thrill:

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March, 1948, nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.