Tuesday

Douchebag of the Month: Alberto Gonzales


Our Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was hauled before the Senate Judiciary Committee today to answer more questions about why his office is so corrupt. The JP is really sick of seeing this guy's mug around. The man gets totally lambasted every time he's called before Congress. This time, Arlen Specter (R-PA) informed him that “There is evidence of low morale, very low morale, lack of credibility,” Mr. Specter said, scoffing at Mr. Gonzales’s promise to repair his agency. “Candidly, your personal credibility."

Promises to repair things tend to be the trademark of this administration. As soon as Bush heard about the Plame leak, he told everyone he'd take care of whomever did it. If you google "Scooter Libby Total Bullshit", you'll see how it turned out. It's like Bush has an army of political kamikazes, who he hired because they were nobodys, ready to throw themselves in the line of fire. The longer each of them can last, the better, because they can take more of the bullets the next time. Gonzales spouts such crap ("And Mr. Gonzales, besides promising that he 'will not tolerate any improper politicization of this department,' said he would not leave under a cloud. 'I have never been one to quit,' he said) that Congress should take him at his word and can his ass. Watching them abuse separation of powers would be a blessing.

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