JP, an avid sports fan, is sick of hearing about all of the bad shit going on everywhere. The top four stories this week: The Tour de France is a race to see who can evade the doping authorities the longest while simultaneously biking around France, Barry Bonds is two homers away from being the man with the smallest balls ever to hit 755 homers, NBA officials are fixing games they're betting on, and Michael Vick gets off on murdering pit bulls by watery electrocution.
Granted, it is a fairly slow time of year in the sports revolution, but still. You'd hope one headline wouldn't be about cheating or sadism.
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How about this headline: Brewers lose! Ha!
It could be worse: http://www.slate.com/id/2171205/
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